"It's not that our fans are beating a dead horse. It's just that we're being beaten by animated horses. " -Speedy Cervichi

Flames wars have broken out between members of the Samurai Pizza Cats fan base over the abundance of forum posts related to the recent animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which begins its second season on September 17^th.  Riots have taken place on numerous message boards. Fandom leaders are baffled and mystified at the high level of hostility between adult males over children’s cartoon shows. Outside many forums, mobs of Pizza Cat purists rally with anti-brony protest signs and there have even been reports of said Pizza Cats purists throwing petrol bombs at Brony topics. How a petrol bomb is supposed to work on text read on a PC monitor is unclear as of yet. The Admin of Little Tokyo Online, Prime Minister Trurotaketwo Van Lookmomimontv has declared a state of emergency.